Does Lou Dobbs have a show on Nickelodeon?

One that I'm not aware of, maybe? Because last night we went to pick up some chinese food and the proprietor of New Great Wall started barking out orders to the cooks. My five year old son made a disapproving face and said:

What the heck? Why are those guys talking spanish? This isn't Japan! They should talk like Connecticut!

This showed about as nuanced a grasp of immigration as Mr. Dobbs himself.

This. Is. Amazing.

This video is from a seminar from an immigration law firm about how they help large companies step around the immigration laws so that they can hire foreign workers cheaply and not bother with pesky U.S. workers.

The Money Quote:

Our goal here is clearly, not to find a qualified and interested U.S. worker. In a sense, that sounds funny, but that's what we're trying to do here.

Here's a link to their firm's website, describing their immigration "value-added services".

If you click here, you can tell them to go fuck themselves.

Yay, Globalization!