Attack of the killer golf course!

This is kinda scary and kinda cool. Apparently crazy grass scientists have let genetically engineered golf course grass, um, escape? So, now, it's spreading. Eventually, the whole world will be a golf course.

They tried to contain the engineered grass, but it had a fantastic plan. First, one of the blades pretended to be sick. Then, when one of the greenskeepers came to check in on them, they knocked him over the head and made a break for it.