No alarms and no surprises, please.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Head On! Apply directly to your head, which may be found up yer ass.

Head On! Apply directly to the forehead. Or don't because it won't make a bit of difference. This wiki entry shows that there's barely anything in this product. If you buy this and rub it on your head, you might as well rub a candle on your head. Or anything really. It's a placebo. Incredible.

Of course, there are two sinus cavities in your forehead and maybe that's why it works... Or doesn't.

It might as well be Head-On, developed by the Hanso Foundation