No alarms and no surprises, please.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

I have darn good intelligence that the weapons were provided by Iran

Weapon-Wielding Monkeys!

Let me be the first to say that if Senegal does not disarm these monkeys, the US will be forced to take our security into our own hands. Clearly a simple chimp can't be trusted with advanced weaponry such as this.

This will not be tolerated and if Senegal doesn't do their part, we will not distinguish between them an the terrorist monkeys they harbor.

And just for fun...