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Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Curt Schilling Sucks... No really. He sucks a lot.

Jesus-Fucking-Imaginary-Christ! Can this guy just shut the hell up and play ball? Clearly not.

On the WEEI’s "Dennis and Callahan" radio show, Schilling was asked if fans should "hold their noses" while watching Bonds’s pursuit of the all-time record. Bonds is 11 from tying the all-time record of 755.

“Oh yeah. I would think so. I mean, he admitted that he used steroids,” said Schilling, according to the Globe. “I mean, there’s no gray area. He admitted to cheating on his wife, cheating on his taxes, and cheating on the game, so I think the reaction around the league, the game, being what it is, in the case of what people think. Hank Aaron not being there. The commissioner [Bud Selig] trying to figure out where to be. It’s sad.

“And I don’t care that he’s black, or green, or purple, or yellow, or whatever. It’s unfortunate . . . there’s good people and bad people. It’s unfortunate that it’s happening the way it’s happening.”

Oh Really? Curt? You feel the need to inject your bloated ego into THIS, too? It's not enough that this steroid scandal has plagued baseball and dominated discussion for years such that I am so fucking tired of hearing the words "steroid" that I want to punch the face of any one who says it (noted exception: My doctor when he hands me samples of Nasonex - my allergies are much better and, ladies, let me know if you need two tickets to the gun show).

Curt. Please. read. this. closely. No one cares what you think. Nobody wants to hear you moralizing about this issue to your loving Red Sox fan faithful on Boston talk radio. This is especially true as you had many other teammates (Lenny Dykstra and Darren Daulton, for example) who have been linked to steroid use and yet receive no such rebuke from Saint Curt. When the same game you've used to make your living has been known to be littered with stimulants, which also need to be considered "performance enhancing" and could potentially help a certain 40 yr old fat pitchers get up for a day game after getting in late to the team hotel. When you, yourself have been publicly reticent to adopt testing? You're unbelievable.

Screw you, you sanctimonious idiot! Hammering Bonds, which he certainly deserves, is easy talk-radio fodder and just another example of how you pimp your self at ever opportunity. For the love of God, please stuff that bloody sock in your mouth.