No alarms and no surprises, please.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Yanks take Pavano out behind the shed...

... and shoot him.

He will be remembered as a true Yankee, along the lines of the Ed Whitsons, Danny Tartabulls and Denny Neagles that have honored the pinstripes.

What was your favorite Carl Pavano Moment? Was it the broken ribs from his car accident? The bone chips in his elbow? His bad back? The Charley Horse? The Butterflies in the Stomach? Was it when he dated Alyssa Milano as part of her never-ending quest to bed as many sports stars as possible?

If it were me, it would have to be his bruised buttocks. I feel safe in saying that Carl Pavano is the biggest bust in the history of baseball. Anyone disagree?

Goodbye, Carl. And let me say this from The Yankee Universe - may a pit bull take a crap in your favorite pair of sneakers every day for the rest of your life.