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Thursday, August 02, 2007

Low Points in Fantasy Baseball Breaking News

From CBS Sportsline Fantasy Baseball:

Posada goes double dong Wednesday

Jorge Posada, C NYY
News: Jorge Posada homered twice in a 8-1 victory over the White Sox on Wednesday.
Analysis: Posada is having the best season of his career, in a walk year, no less. Go figure. He's scorching hot and a must-start in all leagues through thick and thin.

Seriously guys? "double dong"? As if I don't feel quite pathetic enough because of my obsession with fantasy sports? Thanks.